just gotta say horatio/hamlet is the way to be
OTPs are so incredibly awkward because you want them to be your children but also be your parents but also you want to see them fuck but then you’re usually attracted to one or both of the people involved so ultimately what the fuck kind of complex is that WHAT HAS FANDOM DONE TO ME
have you ever met someone so stupid that you just want to cry whenever they open their mouth
do you ever have that moment where your internal monologue gets too sarcastic for your brain and you accidentally say part of it aloud
hicka bicka boo?
hoo sha

Best underwater kiss of all time?

I’m not gonna lie. This is always how I imagined Percy and his blue obsession.