In case anyone thought I was just being funny about Wyman supplying the empress with illegal drugs and then trying to lie to the empress’s dad about it
i feel like im never gonna like old dad corvo in dishonored 2 as much as i loved awkward goth corvo in dishonored. it just doesnt compare. nothing will ever compete with corvo “attended a costume party dressed as myself and looked at everyone ominously also pickpocketed some guests” “i eat rats” “there is an old powerful assassin man out there who really regrets ruining my life and who also has a really weird crush on me” “the outsider also has a crush on me” “pendleton also has a crush on me” “martin also has a crush on me” “i love eating rotten apples and other garbage; it heals me” “i wear pieces of bones on my chest” “i want people to stop throwing rocks at me” attano
someone @ Corvo at Lady Boyle’s Party: you look so great! look at all the details in your mask, for a second i thought you’re actually that wanted murderer everyone’s looking for in Dunwall! :))
Corvo, while signing as himself in the guest book:
